I swore off bus tours after Montenegro. Then I signed up for Lake Bovilla — 4.6km² of striking blue reservoir, 14km from Tirana, 400 displaced families, zero birds, and one hidden viewpoint behind a restaurant that no tourist bothered to find. The redemption arc.
Morning in a contemporary art gallery with Krist Dimo’s ‘Vuoto’ — paintings of fragmented figures and shared human experience. Evening at an Albanian wedding show, dancing in a circle shouting ‘opa.’ In between: a $6 pita, a produce vendor who now knows my face, and the realization that Tirana is starting to feel like home.
The Great Albanian Fry Crisis solved in one pan (it’s the oil). A billion-dollar Spider-Man matinee, 26 minutes of waterfall peace before the ghouls, the data on why women run Albania’s economy, and Delibros — the best burger in the country, with impeccable fries to prove the oil theory.
A hands-on Albanian cooking class (byrek, sheqerpare, përshesh, cornbread), the secret of Kalinjot olives, and a walk through Tirana Castle — besieged in 1817, demolished in 1832, now woven into the modern city.
The connective tissue between cities: a mini-bus to Tirana, a pizza joint with robots on the wall, a bottle of Berat olive oil, a €70 massage, and a forensic KFC investigation into why every fry in Albania tastes terrible.
Last day in Shkoder: cleaning the apartment, stocking up on cheap meds, and a farewell dinner at Marina Seafood where the red porgy was unavailable but the smoke was, miraculously, also absent. The first 100% smoke-free meal in Shkoder — and it was the last one.
A rest day with grocery-burning and future-planning, then dinner at Fisi: FËRGESE with Berat-region olive oil, baked lamb I’ll spend a lifetime trying to find again, and the ongoing war with cigarette smoke. Plus: why the bees of Albania might be seeking me out for fresh air.
A rest day that became a meditation: the Site of Witness and Memory (26 prison cells, 987 dead), the strange numerology of 26, fried pancakes at Nam Bistro, a regrettable Whopper, and the discovery of the single best bench in Shkoder — shaded, windswept, and miraculously smoke-free.
Shkoder Day 1: A walk through the Marubi photography museum, breakfast at Nam Bistro with orange juice that tastes of Valencia, and an unforgettable evening feast — 26 dishes, 4 kilos of rose petals, and a host who turns out to be a software-developer-philosopher rolling grape leaves by hand.